Feliz Cumpleanos a La Basura! (Happy Birthday Trashman!)
Yep. That's right ladies. He's single. He's trashy. And he's growns up and growns up and growns up.
Get it while it's hot. Hot route. Hot sauce. Comin' out. Oh Trashito, we love you so. Even if you are the devil himself. And you are a mean little man. And you should just get in your bush. Die. No really. Happy birthday and die.
The Trashman in all his trashy glory. Go 'head with ya bad self!